My daughter was 3 at the time. We were gathered for a family celebration. She was enjoying her self standing over the bowl of chex mix and munching away. Along came my older cousin who was single and had no children. He saw how much fun she was having chomping away. He tried to engage in conversation with her, a little hesitant, not sure how to invite himself over to have some chex mix. So he asks, "What is your favorite part?" She replies without even looking up, "The penises (meaning peanuts)". My cousin turned beat red and didn't know if he should walk away, crawl under the table, or respond. She thought nothing of it, and continued munching away.
Moral of the story, don't add peanuts to your chex mix!
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